My whole dad’s family lives in IL?
As grown of a woman as I like to think I am, making announcements about my success on Facebook still serves the main purpose of rubbing it in the faces of people who didn’t believe in me, and treated me poorly. There aren’t that many of them, but damn, it feels good.
Last night I had a dream that finally gave definition to that old phrase “the man of my dreams” I’ve always heard but never really connected with.
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes